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    Questions I'd like answered

    this is your thread for all of those questions you want answered.


    like, "Do mall santa's get to deduct the cost of food as a work expense on their taxes?"

    and "Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?".



    #2
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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      #3
      No.
      and
      No.

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        #4
        I wish I kept all of those food receipts now. My elves eat like midget firemen.

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          #5
          To have a belly button, don’t you need a Mother?

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            #6
            Do people stay awake at night trying to figure out a way to get rid of Trump?

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              #7
              Is a bidet a worthy investment?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Lazers pew pew pew View Post
                Is a bidet a worthy investment?
                Not really. It's better just to take a shower if a shitty ass bothers you.

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                  #9
                  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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                    #10
                    Why not?

                    #FtT

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                      #11
                      Are triple doubles as important as wins or playoff seeding?

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                        #12
                        Do people who have been blind since childhood dream with images?

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Crazyivan View Post
                          Do people who have been blind since childhood dream with images?

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by whitefrancois View Post
                            To have a belly button, don’t you need a Mother?
                            Yes. To have an X chromosome you also have to have a mother.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by CobraKai View Post

                              Yes. To have an X chromosome you also have to have a mother.
                              So Adam had no Belly button or X chromosome? Sounds like a modern day snowflake.

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                                #16
                                Originally posted by keef View Post

                                So Adam had no Belly button or X chromosome? Sounds like a modern day snowflake.
                                Adam was the original cuck. Let a broad tell him what to do and we all paid the price.

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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CobraKai View Post

                                  Yes. To have an X chromosome you also have to have a mother.
                                  Touch my chromosome I’ll.....

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                                    #18
                                    Does anybody really know what time it is?

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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Crusher View Post
                                      Does anybody really know what time it is?
                                      Does anybody really care?

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                                        #20
                                        Why is there Braille on the drive thru ATM?

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                                          #21
                                          Is Kyler really 5'10"..?

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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Northspeter View Post
                                            Is Kyler really 5'10"..?
                                            Podcast I listened to yesterday said he was wearing thick socks.

                                            Give me Liberty, or give me Death!

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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by LongarLongar View Post
                                              Are triple doubles as important as wins or playoff seeding?
                                              No...more important

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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Northspeter View Post
                                                Is Kyler really 5'10"..?
                                                No. He is 5’10” and 1/8.

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                                                  #25
                                                  Titties. All good? Can they be TOO big?

                                                  And why are there so many fucking pillows in my house?

                                                  Did Jesus ever masturbate?

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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SoonerBornSoonerBrett View Post
                                                    Titties. All good? Can they be TOO big?

                                                    And why are there so many fucking pillows in my house?

                                                    Did Jesus ever masturbate?
                                                    No, not all titties are good. Some are pretty bad, especially fake ones.

                                                    There are so many pillows around so you can throw yourself down in your safe place anywhere in the house.

                                                    You don't believe in Jesus, so what difference does it make?

                                                    Glad to be of service.

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                                                      #27
                                                      Does Slytherin have to try to make everything political?

                                                      How long before he gets banned again?

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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SoonerBornSoonerBrett View Post
                                                        Does Slytherin have to try to make everything political?

                                                        How long before he gets banned again?
                                                        WTF are you talking about? I mean whining about? What does Jesus have to do with politics?

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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Slytherin View Post
                                                          You don't believe in Jesus, so what difference does it make?
                                                          Irreligious objectivity.
                                                          Big difference.
                                                          ESPECIALLY when it comes to sweater puppies.
                                                          I'd explain the logic, but it'd end up as TL;DR... like all my off-topic posts.

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                                                            #30
                                                            Why is Slytherin getting triggered so quickly!?

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                                                              #31
                                                              Why does brett have to resort to politics in every post?

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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BoomerSooner2578 View Post

                                                                Irreligious objectivity.
                                                                Big difference.
                                                                ESPECIALLY when it comes to sweater puppies.
                                                                I'd explain the logic, but it'd end up as TL;DR... like all my off-topic posts.
                                                                Are you high?

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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Why is Sly trying to turn this around on me?

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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Slytherin View Post

                                                                    Are you high?
                                                                    Yes.
                                                                    Dabs.

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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Will brett show me his anal fissure scar if I show him mine?

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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SoonerBornSoonerBrett View Post
                                                                        Why is Sly trying to turn this around on me?
                                                                        He's finding an outlet for his SJW vent because Jussie Smollett got 16 felony charges and Sly's an SPLC mole.

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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BoomerSooner2578

                                                                          He's finding an outlet for his SJW vent because Jussie Smollett got 16 felony charges and Sly's a SPLC mole.
                                                                          I might giggle...if I had a clue what you were talking about. You really are high.

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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Slytherin View Post

                                                                            I might giggle...if I had a clue what you were talking about. You really are high.
                                                                            Yes.. yes I am.
                                                                            The humor I'm using is absurdity.
                                                                            Mitch Hedberg used it. Anthony Jeselnik uses it.
                                                                            Also, Keef posts high.

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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by BoomerSooner2578 View Post

                                                                              Yes.. yes I am.
                                                                              The humor I'm using is absurdity.
                                                                              Mitch Hedberg used it. Anthony Jeselnik uses it.
                                                                              Also, Keef posts high.
                                                                              Uses what? And Keef? Aim low my friend, aim low.

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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Slytherin View Post

                                                                                Uses what? And Keef? Aim low my friend, aim low.
                                                                                Absurdist humor
                                                                                Roger that.
                                                                                Keef (bless his heart) is a poke fan,,, but he's in the helping profession. I am, too.
                                                                                Sometimes, you get woken up on your couch after an hour of sleep with a dab device shoved in your mouf. My advice? Take the hit, and cram down a few vodka Red Bulls to balance it out. OU / KSU is all that's on my plate today, because every weekday is SOOOOO hard. I don't post much on weekdays anymore.
                                                                                Last edited by BoomerSooner2578; 03-09-2019, 09:42 AM.

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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  BTW, my ashoole friend who shoved the dab device in my mouth at 7:00 AM (because I HAD TO GET UP) has been passed out for the last 1 and 1/2 half hours.
                                                                                  Total dick / old buddy. WTF you gonna do?

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by BoomerSooner2578 View Post
                                                                                    BTW, my ashoole friend who shoved the dab device in my mouth at 7:00 AM (because I HAD TO GET UP) has been passed out for the last 1 and 1/2 half hours.
                                                                                    Total dick / old buddy. WTF you gonna do?
                                                                                    Looks like you must run with high class friends.

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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by flatsix View Post

                                                                                      Looks like you must run with high class friends.
                                                                                      Hard on his luck right now. Recently divorced / holds out hope against hope, and apparently I'm a good listener (even on autopilot).

                                                                                      Anyway. I slept from 6:00 AM to 7:00 AM. I'm also hash/wax high.
                                                                                      Let's beat some Wildcats today.

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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by BoomerSooner2578 View Post

                                                                                        Hard on his luck right now. Recently divorced / holds out hope against hope, and apparently I'm a good listener (even on autopilot).

                                                                                        Anyway. I slept from 6:00 AM to 7:00 AM. I'm also hash/wax high.
                                                                                        Let's beat some Wildcats today.
                                                                                        I do like your avatar.

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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by flatsix View Post

                                                                                          I do like your avatar.
                                                                                          Thank you. She's kind of a butterface.

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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by BoomerSooner2578 View Post

                                                                                            Thank you. She's kind of a butterface.
                                                                                            She has a face?

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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by BoomerSooner2578 View Post

                                                                                              Thank you. She's kind of a butterface.
                                                                                              I too have admired your avatar since the old board. I don't know who you are mystery woman but I love you.

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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Loose Shoes View Post

                                                                                                I too have admired your avatar since the old board. I don't know who you are mystery woman but I love you.
                                                                                                Makes me want to go motorboating.

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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  She's a "beach soccer cheerleader" (whatever that means) from the Canary Islands.
                                                                                                  I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but.... butterface
                                                                                                  She was ab5sr's avi girl first... full disclosure.
                                                                                                    Not Safe For Work

                                                                                                    Not Safe For Work
                                                                                                  Last edited by BoomerSooner2578; 03-09-2019, 01:37 PM.

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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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