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    #51
    Originally posted by Mazeppa View Post

    As long as he didn't hurt anybody or the gator and paid for the beer I don't think he did enough to get thrown in jail.
    I agree unless this guy raped the gator.

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      #52
      WTF is wrong with people?

      Dramatic video shows moment Florida cop saves little girl from hot car after she was trapped inside for 12 hours


      Police have released a dramatic video showing the moments a deputy rescued a young child in June after she was left inside a sweltering car for more than 12 hours.

      Seminole County Sheriff’s Office Deputy Bill Dunn said he thought the 3-year-old girl was not alive after he discovered her inside the hot car on June 17.

      Body camera footage released by the sheriff’s office showed Dunn running while holding the girl in his arms. Dunn said he rushed the girl to his cruiser and immediately turned on the air conditioning.

      “Once the cold air hit her, I started noticing her eyes fluttering,” Dunn said.


      The deputy then rushed to the hospital while ensuring the girl she would be OK.

      “It’s OK, baby; talk to me. You’re OK,” Dunn was heard saying.

      The deputy carried her to the trauma center and left after realizing there was not much else he could do. The footage captured him slumping over as he walked to his patrol car.

      “It was a heck of a thing to experience that adrenaline dump. And then when it finally goes away, how it really does affect the body,” he said.

      The girl was released from the hospital three days after the incident and Dunn was able to meet her.


      “Sometimes we’re able to have a moment like this that makes it all worthwhile,” Dunn said of the incident.

      Police told FOX 35 Orlando that the girl’s mother, Casey Dyan Keller, 33, called 911 claiming that someone stole her car and daughter. But when deputies arrived, they found that the mother had actually left the girl – who was “sweaty and limp” -- strapped into her seat after heading out the night before to buy liquor.

      Keller was arrested and charged with "child neglect with great bodily harm.”


      Fox News' Greg Norman contributed to this report.

      So this is what happened to Greg Norman.



      http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/18...-12-hours.html
      Last edited by Mazeppa; 08-18-2018, 04:28 PM.

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        #53
        Body found in burning vehicle at Disney World in Orlando

        A body was found at Disney World in Florida early Saturday after firefighters were called to extinguish a car fire.

        Deputies said they were called to 1209 Epcot Resorts Blvd. at 4:11 a.m. to assist the Reedy Creek Fire Department with a vehicle fire near Disney's Fantasia Gardens Miniature Golf Course.


        Body found in burned car in Disney mini-golf parking lot, officials say | Read more: https://t.co/TLJHqvGWjo pic.twitter.com/oO70JinJzw
        — WFTV Eyewitness News (@WFTV) August 18, 2018


        Firefighters discovered the body after putting out the fire, according to reports.

        Homicide detectives with the Orange County Sheriff's Office were investigating, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

        No other information was released.


        http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/18...n-orlando.html

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          #54
          This Epic Ford Super Duty vs. Tow Truck Battle Ended in an Arrest

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            #55
            guy in the white F250 be like..."now that this truck is f'ing jacked up, fuck it. You can have it back"

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              #56
              A whole thread about Florida? Let me simplify it for you:

              1. South Beach
              2. Babes
              3. Booze

              That's all that is needed. Next thread.

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                #57
                Clearwater > South Beach

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by gratefulRed View Post

                  guy in the white F250 be like..."now that this truck is f'ing jacked up, fuck it. You can have it back"
                  What possessed him to think that he could drive the truck off of the back of the tow truck? Television?

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Mixer! View Post

                    What possessed him to think that he could drive the truck off of the back of the tow truck? Television?
                    meth?

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Mixer! View Post

                      What possessed him to think that he could drive the truck off of the back of the tow truck? Television?
                      Thinking isn't what most people do on a daily basis.

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                        #61
                        Florida man's nude yard work habit draws ire of neighbors

                        Neighbors are complaining about a Florida man who's apparently getting a little too comfortable in the area. They claim the man, who lives in Stuart, frequently does outdoor chores completely nude.

                        And witnesses of the nudity say they've seen enough.

                        "He works on his car, and he does it naked and everyone has called the police, he is just out there doing his yard work ... naked," Melissa Ny, one of the man's neighbors, told WBPF-News.

                        Charlie Estes, another neighbor, voiced concerns about kids potentially seeing the naked man.

                        "Have some respect ... Kids catch the bus here. It’s wrong," Estes added.

                        Indecent exposure is illegal in public places in the state. But while some may be disturbed by the man’s choice to go in the nude, officials with the Martin County Sheriff’s Office previously told WBPF-News they're unable to take any action against him because the man is on private property and is “not touching himself inappropriately."

                        Martin County Sheriff William Snyder told Fox News on Wednesday authorities are currently in the process of obtaining a warrant to arrest the man if he is spotted in the nude again.

                        “We’re putting the case together as we speak,” he said.

                        Precedents set by previous court rulings led officials to “believe we have the elements from two different state statutes” to possibly arrest and prosecute the man, Snyder said, adding the sheriff’s department worked with a legal advisor with the county's state attorney’s office to make this determination.

                        “We may have a case since he’s in the front yard,” Snyder said, adding the sheriff’s office first received reports of the man in 2015. At that time, however, he was only spotted nude through a window.

                        The man has only recently begun to “venture outside,” Snyder said.

                        Authorities plan to notify the man in the next couple of days of the possibility of his arrest, which would occur "only if he persists,” he said.


                        http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/19...neighbors.html

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                          #62
                          St. Pete man arrested for using lighter to burn 'smiley faces' on three children he was caring for

                          https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/r...was-caring-for

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                            #63
                            Florida Man tour takes to the streets of Tampa

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                              #64
                              Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs



                              Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said.

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                                #65
                                Originally posted by VUGear View Post
                                Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs





                                got to give the crack head gal some credit.....she's decently attractive. Definitely would (bagged, of course).

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                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by gratefulRed View Post

                                  got to give the crack head gal some credit.....she's decently attractive. Definitely would (bagged, of course).
                                  Looks like she dipped her hair in a tar bucket.

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                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Mazeppa View Post

                                    Looks like she dipped her hair in a tar bucket.
                                    Black tar heroin?

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                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Mr_Robot_ulism View Post

                                      Black tar heroin?
                                      Maybe.

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                                        #69
                                        Not really a Florida man story in the regular sense, but enjoy the over 75,000 comments on this arrest post by the Escambia County Sheriff's Office...

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                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by VUGear View Post
                                          Not really a Florida man story in the regular sense, but enjoy the over 75,000 comments on this arrest post by the Escambia County Sheriff's Office...
                                          Man With The Large Neck Speaks Out After Coming Out Of Jail

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                                            #71
                                            Florida man arrested for having sex with a pony
                                            https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2018...olesting-pony/

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                                              #72
                                              I understood one word of that, and It's not a word I can use here.

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                                                #73

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                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by VUGear View Post

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                                                    #75
                                                    http://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/new...-driving-drunk

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                                                      #76
                                                      https://nypost.com/2018/11/29/woman-...customer-cops/


                                                      A good defense lawyer would argue that she pulled the knife so she could more effectively cut the cheese.

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                                                        #77
                                                        Man drives Ferrari off a dock into the Palm Beach Inlet



                                                        Palm Beach police and the U.S. Coast Guard were at the scene of a dock Wednesday morning where a man drove a Ferrari into the Palm Beach Inlet.

                                                        Fortunately the driver escaped the submerged car uninjured.

                                                        A passing boater helped him out of the water and took him back to shore.










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                                                          #78
                                                          Just because you've got the dollars doesn't mean you've got sense.

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                                                            #79
                                                            The wife appears to be kind of hot.
                                                            Police in Florida said a man allegedly shot his wife and parents-in-law after uncovering a sex tape of his spouse with his best friend.
                                                            Give me Liberty, or give me Death!

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                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by VUGear View Post
                                                              Florida couple built drive-thru window at mobile home to sell drugs





                                                              You know it is important to get that you use your home for your business so that you can get that tax write off.

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                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by traxx View Post
                                                                Just because you've got the dollars doesn't mean you've got sense.
                                                                Is there a thread for Dad axioms? If not, we need one.

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                                                                  #82
                                                                  If you all have never heard of Donut Operator on YouTube, you should check him out. He dissects police shootings, makes fun of darwin award winners, does videos on "Florida Man" (gotta watch these! lol!) and much more. He's a Vet and former LEO.

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                                                                    #83
                                                                    Here was Donut's video he did on one of the shootings that happened about a Block from my house this past summer here in Tulsa. (BTW - TPD did an outstanding job on this engagement- props)

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                                                                      #84
                                                                      Woman shot after performing sexual act for $5 and Pringles potato chips

                                                                      The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office tells Action News Jax, around 10:23 p.m. Monday, a woman agreed to perform a sexual act with the shooting suspect in exchange for $5 and Pringles potato chips.

                                                                      After the act, the suspect demanded his $5 back and shot her in the shoulder, before fleeing the scene on foot, JSO said.
                                                                      "You can keep the chips, bitch!"

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                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by SoonerKA1999 View Post
                                                                        Here was Donut's video he did on one of the shootings that happened about a Block from my house this past summer here in Tulsa. (BTW - TPD did an outstanding job on this engagement- props)

                                                                        Ah, Quik Trip at Harvard and I-44.

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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Man in Florida Discovers 'WWII Hand Grenade,' Drives It to Local Taco Bell


                                                                          (Click on above to read story)

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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Mixer! View Post
                                                                            Guy figured Taco Bell has caused so many explosions, might as well add to it

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                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Mixer! View Post
                                                                              He was running for the border!

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                                                                                #89
                                                                                I've heard "It's not my car". "It's not my bag". And even "those aren't my pants". Not my ass ? Never.

                                                                                Clearwater man says 3 syringes found in his rectum aren't his


                                                                                https://www.wkrg.com/news/crime/clea...Chqvtizs1pnlz0

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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Florida men plotted to rape girl, 3, detailed in disturbing text messages, police say

                                                                                  Two Florida men were arrested for plotting to “groom and rape” a 3-year-old girl and detailing their plan in disturbing text messages uncovered by the child’s mother, police said.

                                                                                  Authorities said Lafe Best, 37, was arrested Tuesday, following the arrest in January of his friend and sexual partner, Benjamin Worster, 39, on charges of lewd or lascivious molestation, lewd or lascivious conduct and 21 counts of possession of child pornography.

                                                                                  Authorities began investigating the duo after the girl’s mother contacted police about text messages she discovered on Worster’s phone when the 39-year-old was taken to the hospital for an apparent overdose, Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said. The girl and her mother moved into Worster’s apartment in Ormond Beach in December.



                                                                                  https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...ges-police-say

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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
                                                                                    I've heard "It's not my car". "It's not my bag". And even "those aren't my pants". Not my ass ? Never.
                                                                                    "Not In My Back Door"

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                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by Mazeppa View Post
                                                                                      Florida men plotted to rape girl, 3, detailed in disturbing text messages, police say

                                                                                      Going to go out on a limb and say that neither of them had a strong parental role model in their lives, they look like a couple of 12 year olds getting arrested for the first time. Interesting to note the term "sexual partner" being used here: the article doesn't state that they had a homosexual relationship, so it draws me to the conclusion that the writer means that they were partners in committing sexual crimes.

                                                                                      ..and where the hell was the copy editor on this? Did we need to be told twice that one of the perps was 39? Do better...

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                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Yo, Zep!

                                                                                        Not a single chuckle inducing line in that story, the intent of this thread is to note the cringy and/or odd behaviors and darwin award winning tomfoolery of Florida Man. Please save such stories for the Pub, do better, thanks.

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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Stinger_1066 View Post
                                                                                          The wife appears to be kind of hot.
                                                                                          I don't think I can form a definite opinion w/o first viewing said tape. Linky dinky?

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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Mixer! View Post
                                                                                            Yo, Zep!

                                                                                            Not a single chuckle inducing line in that story, the intent of this thread is to note the cringy and/or odd behaviors and darwin award winning tomfoolery of Florida Man. Please save such stories for the Pub, do better, thanks.
                                                                                            Well, if you feel that way I just won't come over and play in your "Florida thread" any more.

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                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Mazeppa - nothing but love, man.

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                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Florida man threatens to kill man 'with kindness,' uses machete named 'Kindness'



                                                                                                A Florida man threatened to kill someone "with kindness," and then later cut a man with a machete with the word "kindness" written on the blade.

                                                                                                Bryan Stewart, 30, of Milton was overheard by neighbors Friday telling a person inside his home that he was going to "kill 'em with kindness."

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                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  I'm sure Florida leads the nation in machete attacks.

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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    .. especially machetes with KINDNESS photoshopped on the blade.

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                                                                                                      Wanted Florida man promised officers he would turn himself in when he was finished with his job



                                                                                                      Jesse Pack, 40, of Bunnell, left a note to police on a mattress, that was perfectly placed at his front door for officers to see, the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office said.

                                                                                                      “I know my warrant is active. I’m not here I am finishing a job and turning myself in to Volusia Branch Jail! Jesse Pack,” the message read.

                                                                                                      Pack had an active warrant in Volusia County for “kidnapping and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon,” police said.

                                                                                                      Police knocked on the door and a woman answered telling deputies that Pack was not at the residence. She gave officers permission to search and deputies found the man hiding in a wooden dresser, police said.

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